Paul Harvey Aurandt (1918 – 2009), better known as Paul Harvey, was a
conservative American radio broadcaster for ABC News Radio. From 1952
through 2008 his programs reached as many as 24 million people per week.
Paul Harvey News was carried on 1,200 radio stations, 400 Armed Forces
Network stations, and 300 newspapers. Here’s his commentary from 1965.

Title:  IF I WERE THE DEVIL
If I were the prince of darkness, I’d want to engulf the whole world in
darkness and I would have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its
population, but I wouldn’t be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on
the tree, thee. So I’d set about however necessary to take over the United
States. I’d subvert the churches first.
I’d begin with a campaign of whispers. With the wisdom of a serpent I
would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve, “Do as you please.” To the
young, I would whisper that the Bible is a myth. I would convince them that
man created God instead of the other way around. I would confide that what
is bad is good, and what is good is “square”. And the old I would teach to
pray after me, “Our Father, which art in Washington.”
And then I’d get organized. I’d educate authors in how to make lurid
literature exciting so that anything else would appear dull and
uninteresting. I’d threaten TV with dirtier movies and vice versa. I’d
peddle narcotics to whom I could. I’d sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen
of distinction. I’d tranquilize the rest with pills.
If I were the devil, I’d soon have families at war with themselves,
churches at war with themselves, and nations at war with themselves, until
each in its turn was consumed. And with promises of higher ratings, I’d have
mesmerizing media fanning the flames.
If I were the devil, I would encourage schools to refine young
intellects but neglect to discipline emotions. Just let those run wild until
before you knew it, you’d have to have drug sniffing dogs and metal
detectors at every school house door.
Within a decade, I’d have prisons overflowing. I’d have judges
promoting pornography. Soon, I could evict God from the courthouse, and then
from the schoolhouse, and then from the houses of Congress. And in His own
churches I would substitute psychology for religion and deify science. I
would lure priests and pastors into misusing boys and girls and church
money.
If I were the devil, I’d make the symbol of Easter an egg and the
symbol for Christmas a bottle.      If I were the devil, I would take from
those who have and I would give to those who wanted, until I had killed the
incentive of the ambitious. And what will you bet I couldn’t get whole
states to promote gambling as the way to get rich.
I would caution against extremes in hard work, in patriotism, in moral
conduct. I would convince the young that your marriage is old fashioned,
that swinging is more fun, that what you see on TV is the way to be. And
thus I could undress you in public, and I could lure you into bed with
diseases for which there is no cure.
In other words, if I were the devil, I’d just keep right on doing what
he’s doing.
~  Paul Harvey. Good day!

If Paul Harvey were alive today, I wonder whether he would add a COVID-19
comment, labeling coronavirus as a tool of the devil designed to interrupt
the churches of our land, along with the schools, businesses, stock market,
governments, economy, commencements, weddings, funerals, and life in
general.

Maybe he would point to China as a political tool of the devil in developing
and spreading the virus. Or perhaps he would recognize it as a chastisement
from the God of the universe for the wayward wanderings of people in our
country and world.

I wonder…….  But if I were the devil, I’d never tell.   “Good day!”

Pastor Dennis Krueger